This morning was not a good one. I was driving, listening to some tunes and minding my own business when out of nowhere came this huge deer. It was bigger than a small cow. I swerved to avoid it and bang! I was in the ditch! Car chest deep in snow.
The above is fictional. I never saw any deer. Maybe there was one somewhere but not close to me. I was just approaching the turn off for my work when I slid off the shoulder and into deep ice. I was close to work but not close enough to walk in the frigid weather. Good thing the boss came by a couple of minutes later and gave me a ride to work where I called a tow truck.
Then some guy with a truck, thinking that I was still in my car and stranded, decided to pull over to lend me a hand. Bang! He got stuck too! Sorry sir. I forgot to thank him for the kind gesture because I was laughing so hard. He thought it was funny too. In the end our tow trucks came and everyone was fine.