Category Archives: Humor

Best Halloween Prank

If you know me well, you would know that I love a good prank.   So it was no surprise that when my brother called me from the airport this evening to let me know he was in the city, I … Continue reading

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Memories Of My Centenarian Granny, Part II

Note:  Last week, my grandmother hit another milestone.  She tied her own mother in terms of longevity.  I spoke to her for her birthday and she boasted that she is the eyes of her daughter, my aunt Ermine.  “I still … Continue reading

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Son, ignore the lyrics and dance your little heart out!

On Wednesday, I took Kenyan to his first break-dance class.  As it was his first, I decided to stick around. Ok, I lied, I didn’t want to stick around, I wanted to leave, go shopping, wash the car, have a … Continue reading

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Is That Underwear Or Shorts?

This morning our 16 year-old Brazilian exchange student decided she would dress a little more like a Brazilian than an Eskimo and traded in her warm and comfy sweats for some short shorts to wear around the house.  Kenyan, yes … Continue reading

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I Joined The Toastmaster’s Club!

I joined Toastmasters! There, I said it. Now what? My new work has a Toastmasters club.  One day, curiosity got the better of me and I went to a meeting to see what it was all about.  I went back … Continue reading

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He Needs A Nerf Gun Like I Need A New Cell

#170949228 / gettyimages.com A few days ago as I was browsing smartphone plans on the internet, my very inquisitive son, Kenyan asked, “Why are you looking at phones?” I replied that my phone’s glass was cracked and I was looking … Continue reading

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Gagging On My Gag Gift

Yesterday I attended a volunteer Christmas party for volunteers at a nursing home. The invite said that we should bring a gag gift. I found this cheap looking toy Santa that pops up when you pushed a button at the … Continue reading

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Life’s Little Problems

Yesterday, I took Mikhail to a walk-in clinic to have his heart listened to.  Amie and I were concerned that his heartbeat seemed to be irregular.  When it comes to matters of the heart, you don’t take chances. The clinic’s … Continue reading

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April Fools’ Fail

I had a few tricks planned today for April Fools’ day but as I went through the list I had second thoughts.  I thought of the various pranks and the thought of tricking someone did not appeal to me.  I couldn’t … Continue reading

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Stop! Daddy Time!

The bathroom is a man’s last remaining solace.  The last place that he is allowed to be alone to pretend he is still the man of the house.  In truth, he is just the man of the bathroom.  And only … Continue reading

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